every shitty day of mine starts with a bird that shits somewhere on my body

at list thats how it was 2 years ago, since then i had so many shitty days that i guess god couldnt stand the numbers, so im bored and i want to draw something and write something in my new blog instead of doing my english work that has to be done by tomorrow sooo... but i shouldnt be complaining, there are people with way worse problams then my own.. i did actually get the bird every time i had a bad day, every time it happened i knew ,THIS, is going to be a shitty day.